Storm Ciara and Storm Dennis

[gognomie]

DAD JOKES. DAD JOKES EVERYWHERE.

 

[sdsnybny]

I about Blue coffee out my nose when I read this, Im quite fondue of puns

 

[Seamus]

To all my fellow UK members...hope you have all stayed safe during Storm Ciara and will do so when Storm Dennis arrives this weekend.

Spare a thought for the owners of the Cheese Factory which had its roof ripped off.

there was de brie everywhere!

nice one

 

[Phil]

Was it his new arboreal or fossorial house

fossorial I guess as hidden within the bowels of my Garage.

 

[Phil]

How about it was phil new spider house,do we all no any spider jokes!

sure, starter for ten....

I am often asked where do I sell my spiders. Naturally, I sell them "on the web"

What do you call an undercover tarantula?....A spy-der.

Too many spiders in your house can turn it into a no fly zone

What do you call two spiders who just got married?...Newly webs.

My friend has a bizarre fear of spiders in raincoats....Anorakaphobia.

 

[Arachnoclown]

Oh sweet baby cheesus!!!

 

[Rs50matt]

sure, starter for ten....

I am often asked where do I sell my spiders. Naturally, I sell them "on the web"

What do you call an undercover tarantula?....A spy-der.

Too many spiders in your house can turn it into a no fly zone

What do you call two spiders who just got married?...Newly webs.

My friend has a bizarre fear of spiders in raincoats....Anorakaphobia.

i really wish you googled these jokes but something tells me you had these ready to go if the situation arose

 

[Phil]

i really wish you googled these jokes but something tells me you had these ready to go if the situation arose

It was a mix (churn if you prefer...ha ha ) some in the locker already, some were courtesy of google.