I'm looking to hire a mad scientist to help me make birdeater sized brazilian jeweled tarantulas. I've been doing romantic candle lite cricket dinners (crickets were fed fermented potatoes to increase there alcohol contents), playing Barry Manilow in the back ground and playing spider p0rn on the TV for a week now but they are just not catching on. If this works employment will continue for our second project, clourful fluffy scorpions!!!!