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Discussion in 'Off Topic Chit Chat' started by Dave Jay, Apr 20, 2018.

  1. Dave Jay

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    This a partner thread to "What is everyone watching?"
    This thread is to post random lines in movies or TV shows that you are currently watching.
    Post them as they hit you, but just type without saying what you are watching.
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    "Anyone caught dancing with their buttocks facing their partner will be asked to leave immediately!"
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    The bigger question is, will our robot servants look after our aged mothers.
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    Here's to swimming with bowlegged women....
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    My son said "Dad you look like you're pregnant too".
    He's old enough to know where babies come from, he's just an arsehole!!!"
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    "You have a nice thick head of hair, George "
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    "In retrospect, I would have been better off making friends with the chickens"
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    "But I wasn't a good sport"
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    "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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    “Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face!”
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    "I'd like to quote the late Colonel Sanders....I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
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    “I don’t want a large farva. I want a godamn literacola!”
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    We're not the droids you're looking for.
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    I've got nipples Greg...can you milk me???
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    Just don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
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    We are just one blink away from being fully awake.
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    Do you think this batch is ready?
    I don't know ,check it .
    THUMP THUMP
    Do you think this batch is ready?
    I don't know, check it.
    THUMP THUMP
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    That's it mate! I'm going back to the Maccas guy I rooted on my birthday!
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    It's just mummy's rootin noises, go back to bed!