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<blockquote data-quote="WolfSpider" data-source="post: 118510" data-attributes="member: 24627"><p>This one is for you [USER=1090]@Casey K.[/USER]</p><p></p><p>HOW TARANTULS ARE BETTER THAN MEN</p><p></p><p>1. They are more cuddly.</p><p>2. You can have 600 tarantulas in your room. But 600 men would leave a ton of beer cans, cigar butts, and your TV would be tuned to a channel that showed cars making constant left turns.</p><p>3. While tarantulas and men both have hearing difficulties, a tarantula cannot lie to you.</p><p>4. Tarantulas are usually more intelligent.</p><p>5. While tarantulas can be defensive, threatening, and can even bite you, you'll never find one that is an asshole.</p><p>6. It is probably frowned upon to keep a man in a small enclosure.</p><p>7. Crickets are cheaper than pizza.</p><p>8. Men are needy, whereas tarantulas want for very little.</p><p></p><p>Sorry guys--it is kinda true and funny.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WolfSpider, post: 118510, member: 24627"] This one is for you [USER=1090]@Casey K.[/USER] HOW TARANTULS ARE BETTER THAN MEN 1. They are more cuddly. 2. You can have 600 tarantulas in your room. But 600 men would leave a ton of beer cans, cigar butts, and your TV would be tuned to a channel that showed cars making constant left turns. 3. While tarantulas and men both have hearing difficulties, a tarantula cannot lie to you. 4. Tarantulas are usually more intelligent. 5. While tarantulas can be defensive, threatening, and can even bite you, you'll never find one that is an asshole. 6. It is probably frowned upon to keep a man in a small enclosure. 7. Crickets are cheaper than pizza. 8. Men are needy, whereas tarantulas want for very little. Sorry guys--it is kinda true and funny. [/QUOTE]
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